Worst Songs to Sing Karaoke

So the other day I come home and my father had gotten me a karaoke machine. It was the randomest, most amazing thing ever. Plus the karaoke machine looks like a cyborg from a 1950's science fiction movie.



so that got me thinking? what song do I always sing karaoke.... santeria by sublime.



what are the shittiest songs to sing karaoke?

let's take a gander at tam's Itunes...



schism - tool ... though my friend jalene did it once and it was awesome when she did it.

anything agnostic front ... how do you get that screaming down pat?

ares - bloc party ... if you try to groove with this song while doing karaoke, you'll end looking like you're on ecstasy...plus no one really has this accent.

lover's spit - broken social scene ... too long

forsaken - dream theater .... BECAUSE IT'S DREAM THEATER

colt 45 - afroman ... if you have enough cred, you can pull this off, but if not, don't try (if you want a free street cred assessment you can send me a headshot and a cover letter with a resume full of things you've done that you'd prefer to forget)

goodbye, my lover - james blunt ... karaoke is about terrible pitch and this is not one of those "every one knows this one, you guys can help me out!" kind of songs, so you wont get assistance.

Solid as a rock - sizzla ....AGAIN : unless you have the cred...


so you might say, well tam WHAT CAN I SING KARAOKE THEN !?

you're welcome to try any one of those 'go get 'em, girl!' anthems ... like "man, i feel like a woman".

OR ... how about great 90's tunes ... they were simple and easy...
like...

drinkin' in LA - bran van 3000

the way - fastball

are you jimmy ray? - jimmy ray . (REDUNDANT) ps. i think that at one point, he asks 'are you sting ray?' .... ridiculous

case of the ex - mya

honey - mariah carey


we always look back on the decade of music with nostalgia but many never appreciate it in the epic sense when we are in it. do you think you'll look back on 'umbrella' with nostalgia?


ps. what's the proper way to spit out gum? If you spit it out it's rude, but if you put it on your fingers and then put it in the garbage, it's disgusting.