OH hi blog.

you don't seem to happy to see me. I wonder what that could be about.

spring time is nigh and wiarton willie (?) predicted six more weeks of winter, which sounds like a good fucking deal to me. in light of this, i must begin to do some spring cleaning.

there are many things that need to just go away and never return to my room. there is a complacent GI Joe figurine to my left that points a gun at me every single day. every single day! and I just let it, I just allow it's presence like a chud.

second, my calendar is also to my left and it says nothing relevant. It hasn't been switched since last May. It's great to know that my archaeological resources report was due on June 25, 2009, but I don't think it's relevant any longer. It's also covered with notes from my retarded friend kady saying things like 't-minus 2 days until kady loses her virginity'. t-minus 2 minutes until i smack you upside your head, daffern.

Other things that need to be removed from my room - there is a headshot of me framed in a bejewelled frame right by my bedside and I should take that down cause people will think I'm egotistical..... on second thought, who cares.

empty water bottles are arguably the most disgusting but still cleanly sight.

NO FURTHER QUESTIONS YOUR HONOUR